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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7937 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4836 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!