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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9283 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!