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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2050 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!