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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7498 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2337 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!