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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3790 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2338 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!