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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7975 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!