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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2796 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!