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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7162 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Votes: | 6097 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!