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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6477 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 609 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2458 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!