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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1442 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!