MineCraftySlimming | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyPornServer

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Are you tired of your nosy family members snooping through your phone and finding your secret stash of questionable content? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will ever ask to use your phone because they’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, our server has top-notch security measures in place to protect your privacy – unlike my phone, which is basically a free-for-all for anyone brave enough to unlock it. So come join us and leave your worries (and porn) behind!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Scooter’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Legend has it that whoever uncovers this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet zombie pigman? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of cake? Larry’s got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, ride a llama into battle. Trust me, it works.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WarfareMC: Not-So-Vanilla, but still kinda plain. Just like your grandma’s cookies!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Release Date	Open Beta Release Friday, May 17th!
IP	Warfare-mc.com
Information	Welcome to WarfareMC, the ultimate destination for geopolitical towny warfare in Minecraft! Dive into intense battles, forge strategic alliances, and dominate towns and nations in our immersive gameplay.
Features	Java/Bedrock – crossplay Dynmap – Full live map of the world Towny – Create towns with your friends War – Go to war with different towns and nations More features to come!
Discord	Discord Link

Note: Recruiting Staff as well!

FAQ

How do I join the server? You can join the server by entering the IP address Warfare-mc.com in your Minecraft client.
Is there a live map available? Yes, we have a Dynmap feature that provides a full live map of the world for players to explore.
Can I create my own town with friends? Absolutely! Our Towny plugin allows players to create towns and invite their friends to join and build together.
How can I participate in wars with other towns? You can engage in wars with different towns and nations by using our War feature. Form strategic alliances, plan attacks, and conquer territories in epic battles.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gas Station Docs

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Are you tired of living in a world where gas station attendants make more money than doctors and engineers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the roles are reversed! Doctors and engineers are the ones raking in the dough while gas station attendants struggle to make ends meet.

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bacon Block!

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life as a wealthy doctor or engineer in a world where gas station attendants envy your success. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because terry tom edish is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, or even taming a dragon and flying around the map causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to epic build battles with ridiculous themes like “build a giant taco” or “recreate the Mona Lisa using only dirt blocks.”

So what are you waiting for? Join terry tom edish today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrazyCravings: Where the only thing vanilla is the server. Join now for a wild Survival adventure with a strong Community!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Description	Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!
IP Address	play.cozycraving.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, there is no whitelist on this server.
Are items spawned?	No, items are not spawned on this survival server.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed, thanks to a plugin in place to protect against it.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WahCraft – Hellhound Wash

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where ocean waves crash against pixelated shores and the air is so drenched, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a water bucket!

Join us for some virtual reality dance-offs where you can show off your sick moves and become the ultimate blocky pop star in our POP/STARS competition. And don’t forget to chill out with us in the summertime, where the sun is always shining and the vibes are always good.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey through our server and experience the magical world of フタリボシ, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, hop on over to い〜やい〜やい〜や for some crazy antics and shenanigans.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LOLcraft: LA MATA GURA – Where pigs fly and creepers cry! Join the chaos now!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – LA MATA GURA! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance routines instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a real party in the undead world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From rainbow-colored llamas to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.

And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on Ice”. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

So come join us at LA MATA GURA, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ValkaMC Vanilla Twitch YouTube Become a streamer Minecraft server

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We opened a server for ordinary players and also for streamers and YouTubers (good hosting on a VDS server with 16GB of RAM). Also, for any players, we go to the meeting and add plugins according to their opinion

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hardcore Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and griefing is an art form!

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Hardcore Anarchy Server Overview

IP	hardcoreanarchy.gay
Uptime	3 months
Deaths/Bans	450+

FAQs

Q: What sets this server apart from others?

A: “Hardcore Anarchy” provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. The server has a three day ban system and no protected areas, making it a challenging environment for players.

Q: Is the server pay2win?

A: No, the server is not pay2win. Players must prepare for the elements when they spawn as there are no protected areas.

Q: How many female players are on the server?

A: There is currently one known female player with over 10 days of playtime.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FamilyCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is all about being a close family…literally!

Join our server and you’ll be welcomed into the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest family you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got siblings who argue over who gets the last diamond, parents who constantly nag you to clean up your creeper explosions, and even a crazy uncle who’s always trying to ride pigs off cliffs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness. We also have epic family game nights where we play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual explosive potatoes and “Hide and Seek” where the seeker is a giant zombie with a taste for brains.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly feel like part of a family, come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously silly shenanigans along the way.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

– LOLcraft – Blocktopia – CreeperCraze – PixelPunch – MineMemes – CraftyChuckles – LlamaLand – DiamondDorks – EnderEpicness – RedstoneRidiculousness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land. Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying squids to rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Harmony Reloaded: Vanilla Ice Cream Edition

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IP	harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best
Discord	https://discord.gg/6u7kMwVVKJ

Overview

Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Harmony Reloaded offers true vanilla gameplay with an active community and no pay to win mechanics. Join us for an authentic Minecraft experience!

Features

True vanilla gameplay
Active and growing community
Clean easily readable chat
Active moderation to prevent toxicity
No pay to win mechanics
Crossplay on all platforms
Difficulty: Hard
Hosting: US West
World Border: +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

Trailer

https://youtu.be/YIXwa8mlnn8?si=Pz3JGjPSBQRCgpxv

FAQ

Q: Is this server truly vanilla with no added plugins or modifications?

A: Yes, Harmony Reloaded offers a true vanilla gameplay experience with no added plugins or modifications.

Q: What platform can I play on this server?

A: You can play on Harmony Reloaded on all platforms, as crossplay is supported.

Q: How do you ensure a toxic-free environment?

A: We have active moderation to prevent toxicity and promote a friendly community atmosphere.

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

A: No, Harmony Reloaded has strict rules against the use of cheats or hacks to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	199

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwedishPosterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old posters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Swedish posters come to life and brighten up your day! Our posters are so lively, they’ll make you forget all about those boring ones. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where posters talk and dance! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see those Swedish posters in action!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ToothCraft: Where Creepers get fillings and Endermen get braces! #Dentistry

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Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	258
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17