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NaziCraft LOLz

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyPersona

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, with surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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Bloom SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
Welcoming community
Active Discord
Friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
Is there anti-griefing protection?	Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Night Shift Shenanigans

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Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	221	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vanilla SMP 1.16.5: Where socializing is just as important as surviving!

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MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Name	MateeMinecraft
Version	1.16.5
Website	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple, don’t destroy or steal others stuff and be nice to others. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. Simply launch Java 1.16.5 and login to start playing.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can login at mateeeminecraft.uk.to

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Gundam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the AU Gundam of Minecraft servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky form?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Gundam armor, battle giant creepers in epic boss fights, and build your own Gundam-inspired creations that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can participate in top-secret missions to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Ender Dragon’s true origins. Will you be brave enough to uncover the shocking truth?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you saying, “This is way better than AU Gundam!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Raisi’s Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Ebrahim Raisi dood.Wat nou? is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual Ebrahim Raisi who will guide you through the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join Ebrahim Raisi dood.Wat nou? today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FUNPARTY 1.8-1.16.2 Minecraft server

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❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

❤️ Version: 1.8-1.16.2 ❤️❤️ IP: mc.fp-play.ru ❤️❤️ WEBSITE: www.fp-magaz.xyz ❤️

❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real neck, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do it? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

It’s your party! ⭐❤️

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Spuds: The Potato Patch

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Server Name	Spuds Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla-like experience with minimal plugins
Plugins	GriefPrevention, LuckPerms, custom-made plugin
Location	Germany
IP Address	spuds.cloud

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: No, PvP is disabled on the server to maintain a friendly and cooperative atmosphere.

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to claim your land and prevent others from damaging your builds.

Q: Are there any special events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we regularly host building contests and other fun events for players to participate in.

Q: Can I join with my friends on the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure to follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any donation perks on the server?

A: We do not offer any donation perks that give players advantages in gameplay. We believe in fair and equal gameplay for all.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report any rule violations to the server staff either through in-game chat or on our Discord server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Bae

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a girl who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and cake (yes, cake)! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Craziness! #5446

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for a chance to meet Rumi, Mina, Shun, and Kokona in a hilarious rerun event where they take on dragons and tortoises for a better future!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki, and Yuzu as maids and bunny girls? Well, now’s your chance in our server’s exclusive event where they masquerade in a mansion and show off their essence of beauty!

And if that’s not enough, we have Limit Break Assaults, Grand Assaults, and even 2x Hards for those who want a challenge. Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter Hieronymus in an urban torment with special armor – it’s a sight you won’t forget! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13