Are you tired of boring diets and tedious workout routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate weight loss solution! Join our server and start mining for diamonds like your life depends on it. The intense digging and crafting will have you shedding pounds in no time. Plus, our server is haunted by a pack of zombie pigs that will chase you around, giving you the cardio workout of a lifetime. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? Join now and watch the pounds melt away faster than a creeper exploding!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AnimeAddictCraft

    AnimeAddictCraft
    Are you tired of finishing all the anime in your “to watch” list? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual anime to keep you entertained for hours on end! From pixelated waifus to epic battles with creeper monsters, our server will transport you to a world where anime never ends and the fun never stops. Join us now and say goodbye to your real-life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9269

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

    Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!
    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchantments Applied: 62

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Secret Garden: Where even creepers come out of the closet!

    The Secret Garden: Where even creepers come out of the closet!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name The Garden
    Edition Bedrock Edition
    Running Since 2 years
    Expansion Forsaken Odyssey by Nico the Kid

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How long has the server been running?

    The server has been running for 2 years now.

    2. Do I need to mod the game to play on this server?

    No modding is required to join the server. Just download the resource packs provided when you log in.

    3. When will the world be reset?

    The world will only be reset if a new Minecraft update requires it. Otherwise, the world will be kept running as long as possible.

    4. Are there any playtime obligations or paid packages on the server?

    There are no playtime obligations or paid packages on the server. The server expenses are covered by the owner to ensure a place for pure enjoyment.

    5. What unique features does the Forsaken Odyssey expansion offer?

    The Forsaken Odyssey expansion introduces new mobs, blocks, biomes, and items while maintaining game balance. It also includes personal addons to keep the server fresh and unique.

    6. Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles. Players can form factions and engage in PvP when agreed upon. Check the Discord for more details on rules.

    7. Are there convenience features available on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like Homes, Warps, and TPA for easy navigation and smoother gameplay. Economy features are also available to help new players catch up.

    8. How can I join The Garden server?

    Joining is easy, simply click this Discord link, read the rules, and click the verify button in the Discord server. The IP and port will be available on Discord for easy access.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RavenCraft

    RavenCraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Raven Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is like no other. We have block merging that will make your head spin, comfy UI that will make you feel like you’re on a cloud, and automatic diffusion that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to see models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content? We’ve got it all! Dive into a world of craziness and creativity like never before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to LoRa training, OP pasta, and a whole bunch of related boards that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Raven Edition and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9222 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server

    Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel Babes Galore

    Pixel Babes Galore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

    Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3973

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

    Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

    Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

    Florida SMP Server Overview

    Features
    Competitive MCMMO aspect
    Laid back and chill atmosphere
    Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server competitive or laid back? The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
    Are there any upcoming events? Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
    What is the server IP? You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

    Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

    Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

    But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Yani’s SMP
    Owner Yani
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Timezone GMT+2

    Server Benefits

    • Active staff for immediate issue resolution
    • Vanilla gameplay experience with minor adjustments
    • Optional voicechat for enhanced gameplay
    • Minimum age recommendation of 18 years
    • Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
    • Server invite available upon Discord request to yani01
    • Server data protection for inactive players

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

    A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

    Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

    A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

    Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

    A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Chad’s CritiqueCraft

    Chad’s CritiqueCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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