MineCraftyMisery | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	8249
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2046
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!