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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3142 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
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