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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6382 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!
And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!