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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8480 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 3701 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!
And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!