MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3541	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	872

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3809

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3800
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.