MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	713	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	185343	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.