MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	770	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	269	Players Killed by Monsters:	3438

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	2004
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8306	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	151
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Items Found:	3073	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	44
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.