MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Crops Grown:	5731

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9426	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	315789
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9981	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Emeralds Found:	249	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!