MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	620	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9035	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ores Mined:	6596	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	4140

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Star Shards Collected:	177	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4253	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.