MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	4215

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	921	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4574	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	9	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	217092	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	4451	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6535	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Items Found:	5849
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Star Shards Collected:	256	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	3352

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!