MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	106

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	701753	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	138
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	6557
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	108
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5892
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.