MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Star Shards Collected:	82
Players Killed by Monsters:	6828	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	3379	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	219
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	800323	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2854	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6507	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	263
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5285	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.