MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	117	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2278	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	557
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!