MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	176	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3325	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Animals Bred:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	264	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7008	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ores Mined:	3361
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7290
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9739	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ores Mined:	1472	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.