MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	9964
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	5414
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Gems Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	116	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	913520

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	91
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!