MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	5762	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1198	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6507	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1560
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8787	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!