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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	206	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	1719
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3392

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	960
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	5535
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.