MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	2276	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	973	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4759
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	8318
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	51	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Alien Abductions:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Items Found:	8391
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	141	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!