MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crops Grown:	7680
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	2892
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8518
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mines Excavated:	1313
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.