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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2585	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3568
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	7401
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.