MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ores Mined:	6665	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	596	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	253

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.