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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3539	Mines Excavated:	1897
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Items Found:	6688	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	114	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	1152
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	96
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.