MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	964
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	New Chunks Explored:	67284
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Mines Excavated:	3182	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	202563	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3605	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	6665	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ores Mined:	9394	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.