MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Emeralds Found:	1246	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3789
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Towns Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4157
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SamMc

Economy, Survival

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.