MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	127	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	111
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9122	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5899	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magic Items Found:	6558
Zombie Dances:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1355
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9654	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Emeralds Found:	5416
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	563
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.