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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7527 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7623 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!