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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 638 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 112 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!