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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7119 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!