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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9861 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!