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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4857 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 331109 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4175 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!