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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5063 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!