MineCraftXIVG – The Endwalker Minecraft Server

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

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Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3943	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	111
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	4830
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	4673

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InsomniaCraft

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of real life drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape all that and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us for unlimited adventures and endless fun as you explore our vast and wacky world. Build your dream castle, tame a dragon, or even ride a unicorn – the possibilities are endless!

Forget about your ghosting ex and the wife you’ll never have, because on our server, you can create your own happy ending. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So pack your virtual bags, leave all your worries behind, and join us on this epic journey. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated princess or a handsome blocky prince. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where Uraume is tired of dealing with Sukuna’s fangirls obsessing over Sukuna’s cocks! Will Uraume finally get a win against Hakari? Join us for epic battles and ridiculous drama that will leave you ROFLing for days!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!

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Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?

Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?

Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3659	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	2254

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2