Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to build, mine, and troll your friends!

Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills and snatch up some sweet loot. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove, where you can hoard all the shiny treasures until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run happening until 7.0, so you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Yo-kai master. And if PvP is more your style, jump into Series 5 and show off your mad skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups happening all the time. From Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet to an Alt ERP extravaganza, there’s always something crazy going down on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7587 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

    Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

    Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

    Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

    Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

    Conquest SMP Server Overview

    Platform Java and Bedrock
    Mods None
    Required Texture Packs None

    Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

    Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Conquest SMP?

    A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

    Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

    A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

    Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

    A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

    Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

    A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Farms Harvested: 630 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

    BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Crops Grown: 6952
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

    Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5613
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

    Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4205 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

    Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Dungeon Realms
    Server IP play.dungeonrealms.net
    Description A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there full loot PvP on this server? Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
    Are there custom gear options available? Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
    What is the focus of the server? The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
    Can players encounter PvP in various zones? Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyChop

    CraftyChop
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

    So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

    Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

    LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!
    Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

    Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

    CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!
    Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SamuraiCraft

    SamuraiCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

    ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 134 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 385 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRiot

    RedstoneRiot
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Emeralds Found: 8274
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins

    Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. It was like a Minecraft fever dream! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join now and find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the madness on our server. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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