Minecraft’s Vanilla Lifesteal Server: Sucking the Fun Out of Others!

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Minecraft LS Server Overview:

Server Name	Minecraft LS
Server Type	Lifestyle Server
Rules	Griefing allowed No Crystal PvP or Anchor PvP No Combat Logging No Elytras No Cheats (xray, Hacks) No addons to find bases No alts Must be a loyal player Server resets if players request it

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the Minecraft LS server.
What duping methods are allowed?	Many duping methods are allowed as long as they do not duplicate major items like hearts, diamonds, or netherite.
What PvP methods are not allowed?	Crystal PvP and Anchor PvP are not allowed as they are considered to be overpowered.
Are cheats like xray or hacks allowed?	No, cheats like xray or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Can players use alts?	No, the use of alts is not allowed on the server.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets frequently if players request it.

Join the Minecraft LS server here

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	184	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

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so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PissPvP

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Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

What can you expect?

– Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beans And Rice SMP

15+ years of age, Architectural Dreams, Build-oriented, collaboration, Community Projects, creative minds, creativity, discord server, friendly community, imagination, individual creations, interview, Master Builders, minecraft server, Mini Games, new techniques, Survival, Survival Games, Survival World, Whitelist

Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

Allowed, Armor statues, Community, Coreprotect, Cosmetic Items, custom texture pack, Datapacks, Discordsrv, Dragon.., Ender, event coins, Events, hermitcraft, Highways, Land, LandersYT, members, October, pillaging, player heads, Roads, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Shop permits, shulker boxes, Single player sleep, Staff Team, teleport command, Vanilla

LanderYT SMP

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

Server Tweaks

Custom Texture Pack	A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
Teleport Command	Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
Datapacks	Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

Events

Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Staff Team

We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

Application Process

To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

Join us now: Discord Link

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

England Thank You Minecraft Server

british culture, British customs, British etiquette, British History, British identity, British manners, British nationalism, British phrases, British politeness, British pride, British society, British traditions, British values, cultural exchange, england, Gratitude, international relations, Minecraft, politeness, Server, thank you, United Kingdom

Thank You! 🇬🇧

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).