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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3206 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.