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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3190 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 135 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.