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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 151 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 8298 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!
So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!